Zumi Zumi Zola

Entah mau gw ks judul apa tulisan gw yg satu ini...biasanya ide bagus bakal muncul belakangan, jd sok atuh...let me juz type.
Hari ini gw bangun tidur horny bgt, hehe...padahal weekend ms jauh, bo! Secara hari ini baru hari Rabu... Dan ini semua gara2 si Cumi-Cumi alias Zumi Zola. Nah low??
Kmrn malem gw kepikiran tentang obrolan ala rumpi with my fren, yang katanya gk bisa tuh doyan sama cowoq pribumi. Bukannya sok rasial atow gmn, itu cm soal selera aj. And buat hal yang satu itu emang udah terbukti benarrr...! Gk peduli tuw cowoq mo seguanteng apaaa jg, tetep aj dia gk da feeling. Secara dia itu fitness di FF, and dia pake Platinum Member yang artinya dia bisa wara-wiri di seluruh pelosok FF. And tempat mangkal dia juga gk tanggung-tanggung, klo gk di Senci ya di GI. Naaah, kebayang dunk lelaki macam apa yang bakal ada dsana?
Tapi reaksi itu anak? BIASA AJ, gitu katanya. Bahkan TP TP sm sesama atao PT'na aj dia gk mau, wuiih...susyah deh klo ud soal selera. Nah, balik lagi ke gue, entah selera gue yang pasaran, ato emang gua yang napsuan. Yg jelas, menurut gw siy, klo cakep ya cakep...gk peduli ras'na...coz menurut gw tiap2 ras punya kelebihan n keunikan sendiri.
And then, otak gw yg liar ini langsung deh nyeleksi beberapa kandidat lelaki Melayu yang sekirany bs bikin gw ser-ser'an...and syukur2 bisa bikin temen gw ikut kesengsem. Dan tiba2 niy entah kenapa gw langsung kebayang si Zumi Zola. Apa karena gw ngidam Zumi-Zumi goreng tepung?? Hehe...



(Apa persamaan Cumi Goreng sm Zumi Zola? Jawab: sama2 bikin gw ngidam, khe khe khe...)

But hey, I'm Libra...so i easily fall in love. Emang siy, dia bs jadi tipe BF ideal gw. Mana cakep, manly but funny, tajir pula, and not too famoous alias gk pasaran, wokeeeh... But still, it's juz my imagination. Mending gw cari BF yang lebih down to earth, alias lebih mungkin untuk dicari.
Besides, misalnya aj nasib mempertemukan kami berdua (cieeee....>_<), and gw dengan segala daya upaya mengeluarkan "Susuk Pemikat Sukma" buat flirting ke dia, siapa yg bisa jamin klo dia itu binan?? Yg ada gw jadi mubazir, pliis d...
Jadi, ya sudahlah...imagination stays on the bed, while the reality stands beside you. Cuma gw tetep penasaran, klo misalnya one day gw jalan sm cowok yg model si Zumi Zola di dpn tmen gw, kira2 apa kata dia?
"Aiiih, koq bisa siy Dee...u jalan sm yg begituan??"
Kyk'na tetep d selera dia gk berubah, hehe...bagus lar, jd kita gk us saingan klo lg hang out bareng, hihihi...

Hoaaahm...I'm deadly sleepy *_*
Sumpe, nguantuk bgt hari ini...pdhl masih jam 10, b'arti gw baru 3 jam di kantor, and ms ada 5 jam lagi b'fore the office time is over. Hooahm...nguap lg deh gw, saking ngantuk'na (ato saking nganggur'na kalee y??) gw sempet ketiduran for over 15 minutes!! Lucky me, i have my own room, and nobody came in to my room, so gw bisa tidur dengan sukses dan damai, walau cm 15 menit, hehe...

(Kyk gini lar tampang gw...ketiduran dalam posisi duduk, hehe...)

Anyway, tujuan gw kali ini nulis blog bukan untuk membuat karangan naratif tentang betapa ngantuk'na gue. But this thing juz popped inside my head, "Where the hell can I find a guy who's actually nice and yet not craving for sex??" COba deh...

Demi untuk menjaga agar mata gw gk kelelep ditelen nguantuk, makanya tadi pagi2 buta gw ud ready buat OL di MIRC. Cm tiba2 aj, gue berasa malez gitu, coz bukan'na apa...so far yang gw temui, dapati, dan jumpai, di chanel MIRC itu yah ujung2nya cowoq2 yg pgn ML doang. Capaek2 chat panjang lebar, buntut2nya the final question will be "Are u T/B?"
Gk tau d, apa gw yg cupu ato emang gw gk gaul, tapi kayaknya kita butuh istilah baru di luar T?B deh... Soalnya, entah perasaan gw aj mungkin yg sensitif...tiap kali gw ngejawab "I'm bot" rasa2nya gw kayak mengumumkan ke seluruh dunia "hey, i'm bot...i'm ready to get fuck off, calling for all the top..." Hehehe...jijai euy...

So, gw jd miki...mugkin gw musti cr cara lain buat ngGap brg binan-binan lain di luar sana...dengan kata lain, finding the more elegance and healthier way to hook up with another boy.

If u notes, it's been July...so it's been 2 months since the last time i told myself to HANG ON. And yes, i did it...well done! So i've been back to hook up with a couple guys, yet there's no one feels right for me.

So, i was thinking about taking another step...maybe I should try to hang out in groups with another binan. This way, i'll find much ways to gettin' hook up by another man. Bisa jadi malah langsung kopi darat di tempat. Kan seru tuw, heboh...gk ribet pula, gk perlu cemas bakal ketemu sama orang yang berbeda penampakan dengan fotonya. Yeah, what a good idea...but still, there's a risk by doing it.

Hang out in groups, artinya gw akan lbh mudah keliatan, mudah dikenali, and ...apa kata dunia ntar??? Well, no guts no glory sey...but is it worth it? Lagipula, bayangan gue tentang my ideal relationship...itu jauh bgt dari hingar bingar. So, having a semi-discreet relationship, it's what suit for me most.

Terakhir gw ke GI, gw sempet ketemu lots of groups scattered around Blitz. Asal tau aj, kaki gw ud pengen nyosor aj nyamperin salah satu group itu. Secara ada bule disana, one of my favourite type...and he's looking at me constantly. Maybe he's wondering at the same time, wheter i'm aprroachable enough or not since i'm hang out with some of my gals...totally not binan, and totally not know about this. We're juz out for some great dinner and chit-chat, until i found my self...caugh in dilemma.

But once again, tetep akal sehat yang menang. So, instead of giving more attention...terpaksa lar gw cm bisa pura2 gk tau...hikz...hikz... Ilang deh calon BF gw yang baru, reseeh! Tapi kan gk mungkin gw tinggalin temen2 gw, gk mungkin pula gw keep on flirting di depan temen2 gue...yang ada mereka bingung, "Dee...u cacingan y? Kykna gelisah gt dari tadi"

Nah, gk salah dunk kalo sekarang ini...i'm still considering the option to getting out with some groups of binan?! Well, kandidatnya siy ud ada...all i have to do is make a call, then wussh...viva la vegas...we'll be ready for the next Saturday Night.
My hot spot location? I was thinking about Sarinah, GI, EX, and maybe we could ended up in F-Bar or Heaven. Yes, what a plan!!

Dijamin, dalam waktu seminggu inbox gw (baik yg di HP ataupun email) bakal penuh dengan calon-calon BF baru...and this time the selected one (Gileee, PD abis cui?!). Secara gw sendiri kna yg turun ke lapangan buat seleksi cowoq2 itu, hoho...form head to toe...semuanya gw cek langsung, right on the spot.

Duh, dilemaaa...so it's up to me then...to make a wise choice. Should I or shouldn't I? I've analyzed enough I think...both good and bad side. The result? Hmm...ya'll juz have to wait yo!